Everyone has that friend whoโs continued existence both astounds and mystifies โ how can someone drink that much without early onset liver failure? Right now, you want to be a good friend and tell them to maybe reconsider that fourth Loko. But at the same time, who else could play the role of cross-eyed belligerent drunk as well? Itโs high time we honor these unintentional performance artists with the best worst drunks we know:
