Everyone has that friend who’s continued existence both astounds and mystifies — how can someone drink that much without early onset liver failure? Right now, you want to be a good friend and tell them to maybe reconsider that fourth Loko. But at the same time, who else could play the role of cross-eyed belligerent drunk as well? It’s high time we honor these unintentional performance artists with the best worst drunks we know: