Heartwarming! Man Bonds With Son By Punching His Little League Umpire

Heartwarming! Man Bonds With Son By Punching His Little League Umpire

"My dad wasn't really there for me so I need to make sure I take any opportunity to violently overreact in front of my children."
My Grandpa Was an Alcoholic, You Won’t Believe How Wrong Rick & Morty Gets It

My Grandpa Was an Alcoholic, You Won’t Believe How Wrong Rick & Morty Gets It

I must say that as the grandchild of a raging alcoholic, the show gets A LOT of stuff wrong.
7 Celebrities Who Probably Can’t Afford Their ‘MTV Crib’ Anymore

7 Celebrities Who Probably Can’t Afford Their ‘MTV Crib’ Anymore

If we were betting men (we are not), we'd say at least 80% of these people do not currently own a gold toilet.
Man, It Seems I Have To Fight The War On Christmas Earlier And Earlier

Man, It Seems I Have To Fight The War On Christmas Earlier And Earlier

I got my Pumpkin Spice Latte in a nondenominational holiday cup and realized it was already that time...time for me to fight Christmas.
Oh Great: Mom Just Mentioned The Leftovers In The Fridge

Oh Great: Mom Just Mentioned The Leftovers In The Fridge

What did I do to deserve this? Why did she carry me for nine months just to torture me once I was alive? Why can't we have pizza?