31 Completely Bizarre Christmas List Requests

Letters to Santa serve as a great way for parents to figure out what their kids want for Christmas, but they’re also a hilarious insight into the minds of greedy children. We may never know why these kids wanted crab cakes, AK-47s and $75 in quarters, but at least these letters will always serve as incontrovertible proof that kids are super weird, and their parents will never be able to make them happy. Enjoy these 31 photos of the most mind-scratching Christmas list requests ever made.

Thanks to Buzzfeed, Daily Mail, Deadspin and Rounds.Com for some of the images used in this gallery.

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