Being consistently funny is a lot harder than you’d think. First you have to be funny, then you have to write a whole goddamn article. And who has time for that? We don’t, which is why you’re going to just have to imagine how hilarious these articles would have been if we had actually written them:
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Is It Really Domestic Abuse If You Use A Cake?
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Guy In Cargo Shorts Just Begging For It
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Colin Farrell Seamlessly Becomes The Lead Singer Of Nickelback
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Girl You Know From High School Lists "Full Time Mommy" As Job Title On LinkedIn
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Fedora Tipped To Maximum Enlightenment
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Are Today's Babies Too Sexy?
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Jesus Gets Rock Hard Watching Muslims Get Tortured
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DILFs: 15 Celebrity Dogs You'll Cream For
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Society's Ills Cured By White Woman Listening To 2/3rds Of Run The Jewels Album
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Shia Labeouf Running Out Of Ways To Fellate Himself
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Legalization Of Pot Leaves College Student At A Loss For What To Do Persuasive Speech On
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Gallery Clicks Become Sole Determinant Of 20-Somethings Career Prospects
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Diverse Cast Of Total Losers Form Improv Group
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Guy Who Used To Steal Everyone's Beer Money Launches A Kickstarter
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20 Celebs That Got Sexier After Death
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Guy Who Is Into Buddhism Also A Complete Idiot
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Greyhound Bus Riders Seamlessly Find Employment At US Postal Service
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Where Are They Now: Iggy Azalea
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Friends Report Craig Totally Going To Third Base After Prom
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26 Amazing Letters Ranked Alphabetically
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Which One Of Lebron's Teammates Is Nailing His Mom Now?
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The Hottest Fetuses You Won't Believe Aren't 18 (Yet!)
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The 163 Best Things About Gentrification
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Honesty, Voicing Your Opinion, and 25 Other Ways To Ruin Yet Another Relationship
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Binge Drinking Scientists Discover Time Travel
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Friends Report Fred Durst Becoming Stranger, More Isolated
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Crazy Aunt At It Again On Facebook
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College Basketball Coaches To Sell Nerve Tonic From Back Of Stage Coach During Off-Season
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Elite Daily Reader Somehow Flunks Out Of Community College
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"I Am Not A Pasta Sauce!" - Zachary Quinto Speaks Out
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This Weird Trick Makes It Look Like You Can Do 100 Pushups
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