Quiz: How Much Are You Worth?

A kidney sells for as much as $200,000 on the black market. And eyeballs? Those can cost more than $1,500 a pop! So how much are you really worth? Take this quiz to find out, we promise we aren’t selling this information to black market organ smuggling cartels:

What's Your Hair Like?
1. Short and useless.
2. Long, but processed, dyed, fried, or otherwise worthless to wig and weave manufacturers
3. Longer than 10", beautiful, luscious, and healthy. Why? What are those scissors for?
How Attached Are You To Your Bone Marrow?
1. Very!
2. I could spare a few grams.
3. Just take it all. Life is meaningless.
Do You Like To Party?
1. Party? Where?
2. Sure I dabble.
3. Every day is a party once you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
Got Any Extra Skin?
1. Um. No.
2. I've got a little extra.
3. I actually just died in a car accident, so have at it.
Would You Be Willing To Part With Just One Kidney?
1. No thank you.
2. Can I think on it for a minute?
3. Sure. I'm not using it, right?
Would You Consider Being A Surrogate?
1. Can't. Sorry.
2. Sure. I live in India though.
3. Yes, and I live in the United States
Can We Have Some Eggs?
1. I have two testicles, but zero eggs.
2. You could have a few.
3. I'm not getting any use out of them. Go for it.
How Much Blood Can We Take?
1. None! What's wrong with you people?
2. You can have a few pints I guess.
3. Well I just died a little while ago and I still have all this blood. I'd hate for it to go to waste.
Do You Really Need Two Arms?
1. YES!
2. ABSOLUTELY YES I DO!
3. Go fuck yourself.