Zoo Declines To Name Newborn Panda, Doesn’t Want To Get “Too Attached”

Zoo Declines To Name Newborn Panda, Doesn’t Want To Get “Too Attached”

“Do you know how hard it is to keep these animals alive? Slaughterhouses have a better track record than we do."
Florida Grandma Reports No New Developments In Her Neighbor’s Marital Problems

Florida Grandma Reports No New Developments In Her Neighbor’s Marital Problems

The 72-year-old retired teacher has been dedicatedly following this story since it first broke two months ago.
10 Fun Tips For Making Your Hate Crime Go Viral

10 Fun Tips For Making Your Hate Crime Go Viral

Filming a hate crime is definitely en vogue these days, but how do you get yours noticed in the sea of bile known as the Internet?
Wow! This Skilled Balloon Artist Has Never Seen A Naked Lady!

Wow! This Skilled Balloon Artist Has Never Seen A Naked Lady!

"I know society portrays balloon artists as wild sex machines fighting ladies off with sticks, but that hasn’t quite happened for me yet."
I Am More Than Just A Receptacle For Twizzlers Pull ’n Peel. I Am Also A Man.

I Am More Than Just A Receptacle For Twizzlers Pull ’n Peel. I Am Also A Man.

I am not a God. I know of the small organized groups that are painting me as a savior. But I am just a man.