Couple Trying To Set Up Wedding Registry Accidentally End Up On Sex Offender Registry

Couple Trying To Set Up Wedding Registry Accidentally End Up On Sex Offender Registry

“Shelly's dreamed about this her whole life, so I'll be damned if I let a court-ordered chemical castration get in the way of our happiness.”
Quaint Tiny Home Makes For Awesome Giant Fire

Quaint Tiny Home Makes For Awesome Giant Fire

"Holy shit," Vimislicki stated. "I mean, just like, wow. You really should have seen it."
Girlfriend Can Hardly Get Boyfriend To Adopt Cat Let Alone Kill Self

Girlfriend Can Hardly Get Boyfriend To Adopt Cat Let Alone Kill Self

“I mean it’s tragic and awful, but I can hardly get him to adopt a cat with me let alone take the drastic step to end his life,” she said.
Aspiring Actress Cast as Busty Warrior Queen in Coworker’s Sex Dream

Aspiring Actress Cast as Busty Warrior Queen in Coworker’s Sex Dream

After months of failed auditions, the part-time waitress/actress landed the starring role in her co-worker Todd’s recurring sex dream. 
School Shooter Only Kid Eager To Go Back To School

School Shooter Only Kid Eager To Go Back To School

"The level of detail in his school maps is incredible. He says it's for a D&D game. I can believe it – that kid is a huge goober.”