10 Ways To Trick Your Sugar Daddy Into Thinking You Actually Want His Shriveled Up Dick

10 Ways To Trick Your Sugar Daddy Into Thinking You Actually Want His Shriveled Up Dick

Here's how to successfully make your sugar daddy think that you actually love him, and aren't just after his sweet, sweet cash.
Vegan Stops Being Vegan, Remains Douchebag

Vegan Stops Being Vegan, Remains Douchebag

“He’s just as self-absorbed and pretentious as he was before, but now he has absolutely no excuse. It sucks.”
The Cow Goes Moo, The Sheep Goes Baah, And Dad Won’t Be Living Here Anymore

The Cow Goes Moo, The Sheep Goes Baah, And Dad Won’t Be Living Here Anymore

Kayla is 22 and attending Phoenix Online, but the family she babysits for seems to think she's very mature for her age.
Friend Who’s Shared Every Fight With Current Boyfriend Doesn’t Like “Getting Political” On Facebook

Friend Who’s Shared Every Fight With Current Boyfriend Doesn’t Like “Getting Political” On Facebook

"People in my feed keep posting heated-ass stuff about ‘human rights’ and the President and whatever, and it’s like, OK...but who asked you?”
Bored Employee Considers Actually Doing His Job

Bored Employee Considers Actually Doing His Job

“Budget spreadsheets are sounding pretty good right now, although I can’t remember if doing them is part of my job or not.”