Trump Returns From First Presidential Tour With Souvenirs, New Wife

Trump Returns From First Presidential Tour With Souvenirs, New Wife

“She will be living at the White House, right? My taxes won’t be paying to guard some penthouse in Dubrovnik, will they?”
New FBI Director Pladimir Vutin Loves Sunglasses and Very Concealing Hats

New FBI Director Pladimir Vutin Loves Sunglasses and Very Concealing Hats

The new nominee was seen next to President Trump during the announcement wearing a "very concealing" hat and sunglasses.
Chechen Gay Concentration Camp’s Terrible Interior Design Clearly Conceived By Straight Man

Chechen Gay Concentration Camp’s Terrible Interior Design Clearly Conceived By Straight Man

Drab tin shower stalls were crying out for a tasteful pastel coating - literally, I heard the crying coming from inside.
Trump Turns Attention To Lannisters

Trump Turns Attention To Lannisters

"We’re done with Syria. Syria’s not so bad. I’ve always liked Syria. Syria is terrific. We need to focus on King’s Landing."
Man Whose Favorite Move Is The “Tennessee Jackhammer” Unsure How Lesbians Have Sex

Man Whose Favorite Move Is The “Tennessee Jackhammer” Unsure How Lesbians Have Sex

"All the women I know go wild when I take them to pound town for five or six minutes. So what the hell are these chicks even doing!"