10 Ways To Trick Your Sugar Daddy Into Thinking You Actually Want His Shriveled Up Dick
March 27, 2017
Here's how to successfully make your sugar daddy think that you actually love him, and aren't just after his sweet, sweet cash.
Vegan Stops Being Vegan, Remains Douchebag
March 26, 2017
“He’s just as self-absorbed and pretentious as he was before, but now he has absolutely no excuse. It sucks.”
Fuck: Kiefer Sutherland Is Back And He Knows His Chameleon Is Dead
March 25, 2017
Apparently putting multiple tie-dye shirts into a chameleon’s cage is not "a fun game to stimulate his mind."
After This Jewish Family’s Home Was Vandalized, Their Neighbor Helped By Explaining The Swastika’s Positive Origins In Hinduism!
March 24, 2017
"Mr. Abromov said that symbol is 'full of hate.' Well, actually, sir, it's only a symbol of hate if YOU choose to interpret it that way."
The Cow Goes Moo, The Sheep Goes Baah, And Dad Won’t Be Living Here Anymore
March 23, 2017
Kayla is 22 and attending Phoenix Online, but the family she babysits for seems to think she's very mature for her age.
Friend Who’s Shared Every Fight With Current Boyfriend Doesn’t Like “Getting Political” On Facebook
March 22, 2017
"People in my feed keep posting heated-ass stuff about ‘human rights’ and the President and whatever, and it’s like, OK...but who asked you?”
Bored Employee Considers Actually Doing His Job
March 21, 2017
“Budget spreadsheets are sounding pretty good right now, although I can’t remember if doing them is part of my job or not.”