High School Senior Boasts Highest Blood Alcohol Level In His Class

High School Senior Boasts Highest Blood Alcohol Level In His Class

“We’re all capable of great things. Greatness can be found anywhere, even at the bottom of a bottle. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.”
All-Female Screenings Of Wonder Woman Causes Outrage, Boners

All-Female Screenings Of Wonder Woman Causes Outrage, Boners

News of women-only screenings of Wonder Woman has left many men reeling in the aftermath, causing outrage and boners across the country.
Mom Totally Fine With Son Being Gay And If He Decides He’s Straight Again That’s Fine Too

Mom Totally Fine With Son Being Gay And If He Decides He’s Straight Again That’s Fine Too

“I’ve always wanted to be a grandmother, but if Daniel has kids he’ll probably adopt them from China or…not that it matters, of course..."
Map To Fabled Clitoris Discovered Inside Ancient Temple

Map To Fabled Clitoris Discovered Inside Ancient Temple

“An entire armada of conquistadors was sent to the New World, hoping to find this mysterious ‘little man in the boat’; none returned.”
Mike Rowe Longingly Remembers Blue Collar Start As Purse Salesman On QVC

Mike Rowe Longingly Remembers Blue Collar Start As Purse Salesman On QVC

“I didn’t just start off selling Vera Bradley and Prada purses…at QVC they start you off with the cheap stuff and you work your way up.”