Lack Of Talent Just Another Part Of The Struggle For This Aspiring White Rapper
October 27, 2016
"It's bullshit, yeah those dudes had hard times but whenever I rap in front of people they just laugh; now who's really gotta hustle?"
Amazing: This Man Isn’t Waiting For Halloween To Eat This Pillowcase Full Of Candy Bars
October 26, 2016
And I thought to myself, "What’s holding me back from opening a bag and treating myself to one bite, or a thousand bites?"
Man Experiences Weird Mix Of Shame and Accomplishment After Successfully Masturbating To Alf
October 25, 2016
“It was actually really hard, or rather, it wasn’t hard, I don’t know."
Carnival Cruises Announces Cruise Ship That Doesn’t Move, Spans Entire Length Between Florida And Cuba
October 24, 2016
The Carnival Grande Bonita contains over fifteen all you can eat buffets, eighteen pizzerias, and seven hundred and fifty five casinos.
Samsung Announces Plans To Cover “Note 8” In Asbestos
October 23, 2016
“The idea of burning to death is certainly scary for some people,” admits Samsung CEO Gregory Lee.
Mother of Child With Peanut Allergies Outraged That Peanut Butter Contains Peanuts
October 22, 2016
She plans to publish several open letters, expressing her belief that the generic term ‘peanut butter’ is no longer specific enough.
Where The Fuck Am I Going To Put All These Apples?
October 21, 2016
I was so preoccupied with the more obvious anxieties of this date that I failed to stop and ask myself, "What happens with the apples after?"