New HGTV Show “Fixes-Up” Gay Couples, Turns Them Into Miserable Straight Ones
December 10, 2016
"Home improvement is great, but America could deal with a little more homo-improvement, don't you think?"
Going Away Party For Tina A Bit Too Enthusiastic
December 9, 2016
“Although I can’t help but wonder...why did everyone keep looking at me and then high-fiving?"
Feminism Win! This Vape-Enthusiast Always Pressures His Girlfriends To Get Abortions
December 6, 2016
"I'm already dodging my ex over child support, so I just want to use my voice to help other women before it comes to that."
Trump Announces Next Cabinet Appointment Will Be POC, But Nothing “Too Dark”
December 4, 2016
"They have them now, and Steve you know this, they have them now where they’re so light they’re only a little black."
Trump Supporter Who Hasn’t Removed Hat In 11 Months Really Laying Into Woman About Her Hijab
December 3, 2016
"It makes me angry that these people living in our country can't see that they've been completely brainwashed by an extremist doctrine."
Why I’m Killing All Your Favorite Celebrities: An Editorial By God
December 2, 2016
Let me start by addressing the big one: Bowie. I hated to take him from you guys, I really did, but I needed him for Battle of the Bands.
Awesome! This Man Loved True Crime Stories So Much He Killed His Whole Family
December 1, 2016
Mark killed his entire family to do his part to make sure networks would continue to have plenty of true crime material. Talk about Dad Goals!