Awkwardness Ensues As Biggie’s “Fuck Me (Interlude)” Comes On While Riding In Car With Parent

Awkwardness Ensues As Biggie’s “Fuck Me (Interlude)” Comes On While Riding In Car With Parent

“Oh my God,” a distraught Nixon stated, burying her face deep into her hands. “I don’t want to talk about it.”
Zoo Declines To Name Newborn Panda, Doesn’t Want To Get “Too Attached”

Zoo Declines To Name Newborn Panda, Doesn’t Want To Get “Too Attached”

“Do you know how hard it is to keep these animals alive? Slaughterhouses have a better track record than we do."
Adderall-Addicted Child Totally Aces D.A.R.E. Course

Adderall-Addicted Child Totally Aces D.A.R.E. Course

The bright young lad, who has not yet experienced the living hell of withdrawal, passed all the pop-quizzes with flying colors.
10 Fun Tips For Making Your Hate Crime Go Viral

10 Fun Tips For Making Your Hate Crime Go Viral

Filming a hate crime is definitely en vogue these days, but how do you get yours noticed in the sea of bile known as the Internet?
Wow! This Skilled Balloon Artist Has Never Seen A Naked Lady!

Wow! This Skilled Balloon Artist Has Never Seen A Naked Lady!

"I know society portrays balloon artists as wild sex machines fighting ladies off with sticks, but that hasn’t quite happened for me yet."