8 Ways To Make Friends As An Adult That Are All Awkward As Shit, But Sorry, It’s Only Gonna Get Worse From Here

8 Ways To Make Friends As An Adult That Are All Awkward As Shit, But Sorry, It’s Only Gonna Get Worse From Here

There are lots of fun friend dates as an adult that are, well...actually now that we think about it, they’re all gonna be awkward as shit.
Anonymous Bathroom Sex Not As Good As Recently Divorced Mom Remembered

Anonymous Bathroom Sex Not As Good As Recently Divorced Mom Remembered

“I guess hooking up with a random dude in midtier chain restaurant isn’t as great as it was after volleyball tryouts in college."
Woman Who Birthed You Gifted With Second-Least Expensive Necklace Kohl’s Has To Offer

Woman Who Birthed You Gifted With Second-Least Expensive Necklace Kohl’s Has To Offer

The Silver Expressions by LARocks silver-plated heart pendant on a 16-inch chain, is reportedly "handcrafted, probably.”
GOP Wins Long Fought Battle To Kill Jimmy Kimmel’s Child By Passing Healthcare Bill

GOP Wins Long Fought Battle To Kill Jimmy Kimmel’s Child By Passing Healthcare Bill

House Members voted to dismantle important pillars of Obamacare in an unprecedented win against Jimmy Kimmel's newborn child.
Political Correctness Win! Genie In Aladdin Remake To Be Played By Bashar Al-Assad

Political Correctness Win! Genie In Aladdin Remake To Be Played By Bashar Al-Assad

"I'm not saying don't come see the movie, but if you're not OK with the lyrics 'Price Assad, basically God, who is Aladdin?'...maybe don't."