Wow! This Skilled Balloon Artist Has Never Seen A Naked Lady!

Wow! This Skilled Balloon Artist Has Never Seen A Naked Lady!

"I know society portrays balloon artists as wild sex machines fighting ladies off with sticks, but that hasn’t quite happened for me yet."
I Am More Than Just A Receptacle For Twizzlers Pull ’n Peel. I Am Also A Man.

I Am More Than Just A Receptacle For Twizzlers Pull ’n Peel. I Am Also A Man.

I am not a God. I know of the small organized groups that are painting me as a savior. But I am just a man.
7 Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas For The Real Sex Doll That Has Everything

7 Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas For The Real Sex Doll That Has Everything

There's nothing more luxurious than a full body massage. Now imagine that experience with a strong, germ-killing disinfectant!
Masterchef Junior Season 5 Promises Even More Children Absolutely Crumbling Under Pressure

Masterchef Junior Season 5 Promises Even More Children Absolutely Crumbling Under Pressure

Viewers tune in simply for the chance to watch an 11-year-old throw a complete tantrum after failing to deliver an adequate croquembouche.
Mitch McConnell Says He’s Simply Honoring Black History By Repeating It

Mitch McConnell Says He’s Simply Honoring Black History By Repeating It

McConnell has vowed to do everything in his power to honor Black Americans by oppressing them in "The storied tradition of this great nation."