8 Ways To Make Friends As An Adult That Are All Awkward As Shit, But Sorry, It’s Only Gonna Get Worse From Here
May 19, 2017
There are lots of fun friend dates as an adult that are, well...actually now that we think about it, they’re all gonna be awkward as shit.
Anonymous Bathroom Sex Not As Good As Recently Divorced Mom Remembered
May 18, 2017
“I guess hooking up with a random dude in midtier chain restaurant isn’t as great as it was after volleyball tryouts in college."
Brave Infant Makes Statement By Being Born Topless
May 17, 2017
Tanaysha Green has inspired her own hashtag, #ToplessTot, which has been going viral since her birth was first reported.
White House Phases Out Michelle Obama’s “Mandatory Abortion Of All White Christian Babies” Program
May 16, 2017
The Trump administration has taken steps to phase out Michelle Obama's "Mandatory Abortion of All White Christian Babies" program.
Woman Who Birthed You Gifted With Second-Least Expensive Necklace Kohl’s Has To Offer
May 14, 2017
The Silver Expressions by LARocks silver-plated heart pendant on a 16-inch chain, is reportedly "handcrafted, probably.”
GOP Wins Long Fought Battle To Kill Jimmy Kimmel’s Child By Passing Healthcare Bill
May 13, 2017
House Members voted to dismantle important pillars of Obamacare in an unprecedented win against Jimmy Kimmel's newborn child.
Political Correctness Win! Genie In Aladdin Remake To Be Played By Bashar Al-Assad
May 12, 2017
"I'm not saying don't come see the movie, but if you're not OK with the lyrics 'Price Assad, basically God, who is Aladdin?'...maybe don't."