Rob Kardashian Chooses LinkedIn for Next, More Private Public Breakdown
July 14, 2017
The 30-year-old reality star has decided to use the employment networking site LinkedIn for a more “private, public breakdown,” next time.
Game Of Thrones Spinoff To Follow Writer That Keeps Creating Incest Storylines
July 13, 2017
The documentary-style spinoff will follow the writer to see just what a person with such an incest-driven mind does on a day-to-day basis.
Megyn Kelly To Interview Garbage Bag With Racial Slur Written On It
July 11, 2017
"The festering heap of putrid garbage may not have the same point of view as many of us but it's definitely worth learning more about."
Trump On Putin, Duterte, Hussein: “I Guess I Have a Bad Boy Thing”
July 7, 2017
During a recent brunch, President Trump was left speechless after it was suggested that he might have a thing for "bad boys."
Summer Jobs That Will Teach You The Importance of Hard Work, And Documenting Sexual Harassment
July 6, 2017
If there’s time to lean, there’s time to discreetly record the date and details of that time your boss recalled the sex dream you starred in.
Uber Driver Thinks Woman On Way To Airport Might Enjoy His Views On Sandy Hook
July 4, 2017
Uber driver Doug Barry immediately shoehorned in talking points he had gleaned from Infowars the dark recesses of YouTube.
Trump Continues Assault On Media With 2 Girls 1 Cup Video Featuring CNN Logo On Cup
July 4, 2017
"If CNN is going to crap on the White House administration, then the President has every right to take a Cleveland Steamer on Jake Tapper’s chest."