Yes, these are all things that Jean-Claude Van Damme actually said and no, they do not make any sense whatsoever. Enjoy these hilarious and awesomely weird Jean-Claude Van Damme quotes:
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Alec is the co-founder of the PBH Network and is on the road to court-mandated recovery after being arrested for defecating in James Franco's koi pond.
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