March 25th, 2014, a day that will forever live in the annals of human history when the two greatest humans to ever walk the planet — Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin — announced their ‘conscious uncoupling.’ While their love may have flamed out, their infinite contributions will live on forever. To celebrate, we take a heartfelt look at twenty-five infinite abysses of fire that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin would look absolutely magnificent in:

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