Friday nights are for sweatpants, takeout, and movies. After strategically planning your night around the pizza guy, look no further than the ever-reputable and never-biased online reviewers for opinions about that movie you’ve been dying to see. Check out these sixty-two hilarious Amazon movie reviews — sometimes, the internet hivemind is even better than Rotten Tomatoes:

Thanks to Amazon Movie Reviews on Twitter for these hilarious tweets, For more ridiculousness courtesy of the internet, check out the funniest Amazon reviews of all time and hilarious Yelp reviews!

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