Australia: Not Even Once

Kangaroos Wait To Hunt Unsuspecting Golfers

This Koala Survives Solely On Human Blood

Australia, Home To One Foot Earthworms

This Goat Can’t Wait To Ruin Your Strawberry Patch

Even The Clouds Want To Consume Your Soul

Killer Hail Is A Thing

A Python Eating An Unidentified Monster, Because Australia

When You Go To A Beach, You’re Required To Sever A Limb For Hungry Ocean Crocodiles

Look At This Again. Does That Gargoyle Have Human Hands?!?!

Swooping Wazzeywazzers Are An Everyday Hazard Of Living In Australia

Snake Has A Tasty Appetizer Before It’s Main Entree Of Three Human Babies

Did We Mention Snakes?

This Stonefish Can’t Wait To Paralyze You With It’s Venom

Oh, Just A Gigantic Cloud Of Red Dust Coming To Consume All Of Humanity, NBD

This Is A Tree Lobster. It’s A One Foot Insect.

And This GIF Is Why I’m Never, Ever Going To Australia

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