Hey, he WORKED for every CENT HE HAS:
This is the car equivalent of being a ghost for Halloween:
When she want a new stove, but you broke AF:
Maybe it’s your card reader? This JUST worked at the deli like two minutes ago:
I enjoy being a couch hermit, thanks:
I believe that swoosh is copyrighted:
Maybe if I look in here 500 more times I’ll see that sneaky $20 bill:
When you’re rich in FarmVille dollars, poor in actual dollars:
