69 Dark Jokes So Bleak You’ll Need A Flashlight To Read Them

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken! If jokes like that are right up your ally, congratulations: you’re a therapist’s wet dream! The truth is, we all were kids who sat in the back of the bus and rattled off an endless stream of bleak humor. In our opinion, dark times call for dark jokes, so feed your blackened soul with these 69 depraved one-liners:

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Thanks to Reddit for some of these depraved images.

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