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It’s always good to face your fears head on.
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Little known fact: Due to an obscure deal made in the early 1800s, Mullukmulluk, a tribal language spoken by 12 people in Australia, is the actual official language of the US. #themoreyouknow.
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It’s about time we tackled the real issues.
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I don't know..."I Like Turtles" seems like a pretty fleshed out belief system.
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Texas heard you: Planned Parenthood, coming down the pipeline!
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This sign got cut in half — it originally read, "I disagree, turd-brain. But I can see you're a moron. Your whole perspective is stupid, idiot-head."
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When you ask Grandpa to print your sign for you.
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Terror alert level: magenta.
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"Rabble rabble rabble rabble."
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Maybe God IS one of us.
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Pictured: That person who calls up phone-in polls to register as "undecided."
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"I really need a new workforce," thought the world's least successful pimp.
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I was here for the useless rhetoric, but I like your thing better.
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He was trying to write "I hate CROWNS," but had a cold.
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Oh sure, but you CAN pay for a Takara Komi Limited Edition Beyblade? Gimme a break.
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He's just waiting for the blacklight to come on.
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That's clearly labeled a sin, like, seventeen times in the Bible. And that's not even the OLD Testament!
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4. Living alone in your mothers basement with six cats and a hamster. But we wouldn't recommend that one.
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Jesus, I'm telling you as a friend, this lifestyle is GOING to catch up with you at some point.
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What you can't see is Bruce Willis holding up a second sign that says "...Dead People."
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Masturbation induced carpal tunnel is a real issue, you guys.
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So...are we at war with clowns now, or diabetes?
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Board game night is RUINING THIS COUNTRY.
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Let's be honest here, you'd already shaved your balls.
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When you want to recycle your sign for next week's protest.
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This actually makes 90% more sense than most of the stuff Skeletor does.
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Yeah, lunchtime was hours ago!
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I have an un-paid internship at my own startup, EXCUSE YOU.
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You know what? We're OK if they want to spend their time having fun with assholes in a gay bar instead of being assholes on the senate floor.
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Now there's only death left.
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THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!!
