Law and Order doesn’t have to be all serious cases and horrible syndicated television shows; West Virginia lawyer L. Scott Blair has generously begun offering his legal advice to the general public on his Facebook page.

He draws from his nineteen years of experience working as a car accident attorney to offer such sage pieces of advice as “when using your friend’s urine to pass a drug test, test your friend’s urine too.” Enjoy these forty-one free pieces of legal wisdom on the house — and make sure to never call your parole officer a ‘hot piece of ass’:

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Avoid Carrying Evidence

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Talk Properly To Probation Officer

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Think About Donating Organs

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Urine Sample Tip To Remember

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Use Debit Card You Stole Properly

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Free Funny Yet Serious Legal Advice

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Alibi Witness Jail Friend

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