If you spent the past three years locked in James Franco’s secret dungeon where you had to write haikus under the threat of having to watch his complete catalog of movies, then congratulations on escaping and allow us to introduce you to Pakalu Papito, the funniest person on Twitter. He might not be the hero we need, want, orย deserve, but he is the one we’ve got:

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