At a time when terrorists strike because their invisible-prophet-friend has really, really… really thin skin, it’s probably wise to look at the world a little more caution, and with a lot more fear.

The world is full of minorities, and just because you’ve never been initiated in their codes of ethics, observed their moral compasses, or subscribed to their silly superstitions, it doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t be prepared to face their wrath, especially if you’ve been making comments about stuff, and talking generally about things.

Let’s look at the evidence when you displayed grotesque insensitivity to the sensibilities of others – and apparently may have done enough to inspire the furious rage of personal jihad!

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