34 Insane Russian Wedding Photographs

These thirty-four photos will almost make you feel like you missed out if your wedding didn’t include Centaurs, Vodka, and matricide:

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Nobody panic, he's just looking for the ring.

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Some say "Til Death" has really lost it's gravity these days...

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It's my crime scene, and I'll cry if I want to.

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The tiny-groom-grasping-high-heel is a veritable staple in wedding photography these days.

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Photographing your betrothed in front of an elephant sends some weird messages...

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Magical Lettuce Babies are a fantastic way to hide pre-marital conception.

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Join Katya, Oleg, and Homeless Joe for their happy day!

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The wheels on the Lexus go "Svetlana and Igor" all through the town.

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Who says you can't save money on honeymoon travel?

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Thanks to Buzzfeed, 9gag, and Huffington Post for some of the images above.

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