There’s nothing better than a good stand up show and nothing worse than a bad one. These sixty-five hilarious stand up jokes prove that when comedians are at their prime, no one does it better. If you hate any form of socialization like us though, you can enjoy these hilarious quotes from the comfort of your own couch. From the famous to the obscure, these talented souls make us laugh, cry, and sometimes both:

Thanks to Reddit for the wit. For more, check out these insanely funny tweets and the best tweets from Aziz Ansari!

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