The most hilarious and funniest Facebook statuses ever that will make you glad you don’t share everything online:

Young Love

Funny Facebook Status You Are 12 Young Love

Funniest Facebook Statuses Ever: Raising The Dead

Funny Facebook Status Zombie Father

It’s A Wall Street Miracle!

Overdraft Miracle Facebook Status

That Took An Unexpected Turn

Hilarious Facebook Status Unexpected Turn

God Is Dead, And We Have Killed Him

Funniest Facebook Statuses God Dies For Your Sins

Why Was She Searching That In The First Place?

Funniest Facebook WTF Search

Funniest Facebook Statuses Ever: He Had It Coming

Funny Facebook Status Twilight Love

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