QUIZ: Which Bachelorette Contestant Are You? No, Really, You All Look The Same

The newest season of The Bachelorette premiered Monday night on ABC, and we met JoJo’s 26 hopeful bachelors. Even though this group of sexy men is already working hard to sweep JoJo off her feet, we can’t help but notice how similar most of them are to each other. If you’re wondering which contestant you’re most like, that’s not what this quiz is about. This quiz is to help us tell each guy apart. Seriously. We are confused. Help us. Please.

1. What is your job?

   1. Former professional athlete
   2. Real estate agent
   3. Sales rep

2. What is your hairstyle?

   1. Coiffed
   2. Styled
   3. Neat

3. How tall are you?

   1. 5’11”
   2. 6’0”
   3. 6’1”

4. What is your body type?

   1. Toned and muscular
   2. Strapping and athletic
   3. Strong and husky

5. Do you plan on having kids someday?

   1. Yes, many! Just like JoJo.
   2. Of course – that’s what JoJo wants.
   3. JoJo wants kids, right? Yeah? Then yes.

6. Tattoos?

   1. Yes, on my upper body
   2. Yes, on the top half of me
   3. Yes, on everywhere that isn’t legs

7. What is your ethnicity?

   1. White
   2. White
   3. Tan, But Still White Enough For ABC

You Are: Fuck It, This Is Useless

Ugh. We still don’t know who you are! That really didn’t help us narrow it down. You are all just so similar. Damn. Good luck winning JoJo’s heart. Hopefully she can tell you guys apart better than we can.

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You Are: Maybe We Should Just Stop Watching This Show

Ugh. We still don’t know who you are! That really didn’t help us narrow it down. You are all just so similar. Damn. Good luck winning JoJo’s heart. Hopefully she can tell you guys apart better than we can.

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You Are: Honestly, Even If We Knew Your Name, We'd Just Forget It

Ugh. We still don’t know who you are! That really didn’t help us narrow it down. You are all just so similar. Damn. Good luck winning JoJo’s heart. Hopefully she can tell you guys apart better than we can.

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