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Words cannot express how much fuck Zach Braff. - TheGhostOfDBoonsGhost
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Zach Braff is for people who like Zooey Deschanel, but wish she wasn't so tough and edgy. - A Goshdarn Gorilla
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I liked the part where some guy punched Zach Braff in the face. I wonder if that was a Kickstarter reward. - MrVandelay
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I'd rather be tied to and disemboweled by a pterodactyl with a jetpack than cuckolded by Zach Braff. - Penis Mightier
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Hey, it's Zach Braff! Everyone point and laugh! - Firelord Sheltie
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Let's start a Kickstarter to kick him in the balls. - Unregistered Troll Superhero
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Garden State was an hour and a half of Braff jerking off. I can only assume he's up'ed the ante here and is spending this movie's runtime 69ing himself. - The Great Exclamation
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Everyone who donated money to this should be forced to watch it. - JeffSmith
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If you threw him out a window he'd fall into a flatbed truck full of pillows, and the feathers would fly up around him against the sun and sky, and he'd cock his head to the side and open his mouth in wonder at the beautiful sight of feathers and sun and sky, and he'd have an epiphany that life is a beautiful and wonderful thing after all, even what with all the pushing-guys-out-of-windows going on, as the Shins swell on the soundtrack. - magnus
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I never knew I had so much vomit within me. - Core Concept
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'Garden State' is a classic case of a movie hipsters loved when they were young, but now they hate it because it reminds them of how lame they still are.- bumpcollege
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The rate at which he makes films, Zach Braff is the indie Kubrick or Malick..well, except, for the artistry, attention to detail, composition, acting, plotting and insights into the light and dark aspects of the human condition. - CineCraft
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Hey, he can only release a new movie after the Shins put out a new album.- YOLO Swaggins
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This clown can get fucked right in his dumb face. - human being
