Classic Humblebrag
I Passed With Flying Colors
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She Has Her Associates In Industrial Plumbing
You Know I’m Good For It Baby
Technically One Garbage Bag And One Hamster Cage, But Who’s Counting?
Love Is All About Subtle Compromise
We Just Put Him Face-First In The Toilet And Locked The Door
This Safe Way Ketchup Isn’t Going To Eat Itself
#turntuponnervetonic
Bobby Knight Fantasies
Always Reveal Your Most Disgusting Secrets First
My AIM Screen Name Is DilatedPupils69
