What’s that sound? Oh, it’s the sound of a kid not crying, or begging, or screaming. There’s a special breed of people who can’t stand kids. Some would say these people are monsters, some would say they just enjoy their sleep and sanity. It’s fine, though, you can peel that box of Fruit Roll-Ups out of little Timmy’s crusty hands… we’ll be in the express checkout line with our boxed wine and freedom:

Thank you Buzzfeedย for helping us fan our lack of desire to ever have children. If you still want to hate on human spawn, you'll also like photos that prove that kids are the champions of being weird and hilariously inappropriate kids drawings.

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