It isn’t a huge secret that kids are weird — they’re tiny explorers with sticky hands experiencing things for the first time. The real beauty is catching them in the act. These thirty-three photos of kids being weird show that children are finding new and exciting ways to be odd every single day, and it is truly a wonderful thing:
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Your three-year-old daughter was 1,000% correct about this.
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"Or a murderer. Either way is fine."
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Just keep moving and pray the kid was color-blind.
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Why do this cat and toddler pair look like they’re about to drop the most fire mixtape of 2016?
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The First Grade reenactment of Hostel was a weird choice for a school play, but the parents agreed that all in all, it turned out pretty well.
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Well get out of the way, idiot, you're blocking the monster.
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As an adult, this is the photo she carries around with her to show when people ask her how she got those scars.
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This is the real reason you're not allowed to take kids to the nude beach.
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Soon he'll outgrow that tank and his parents will be forced to flush him down the toilet with all the other sewer babies.
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In all seriousness, never let your child do this (it increases the ambient temperature in the freezer and adversely affects the flavor of those delicious, delicious pizza rolls).
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Oh, right, when a kid does this it's cute, but when we do it, it's "grotesque" and a "legal reason to remove us from the premises and be banned from all ChuckECheese locations henceforth."
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This is one wish that will not change with age.
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Finally! Someone found a comfortable position for watching a whole show on an iPad.
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And verily, the angel Gabriel did appear before three shepherds and their pal Spider-Man, and lo he did say unto them, go thee to Bethlehem. Not you, Spidey, Doctor Octopus is fucking up Midtown again - best get going."
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It's amazing how much kids can change in just one year.
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The weirdest part about this is that the cats aren't trying to murder him.
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Only 90s kids will remember becoming transients in order to hang out with Posh Spice!
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We're going to continue pretending this is a still from a David Lynch movie in order to carry on with our lives.
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I mean, there's no evidence that this isn't the case.
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We were much happier not knowing where those streaks on the glass came from.
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"Or a tomato, or something...I dunno, I'd run out of everything except red."
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$20 the mom is doing the exact same thing under the mask.
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This is what 90% of our office looks like after lunch.
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This is just madness! Everyone knows spiders only drink coffee.
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People were telling Gretchen to stop trying to make fetch happen from a very early age.
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This kid has already achieved 80% more of his life goals than we have.
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Look at it this way, at least now you won't need to wipe his ass for a couple days.
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Pretty sure Chris Hansen is hiding in that tip jar.
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Please say he's not licking the gum under the table.
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"That's the worst case of dry rot I've ever seen, pal. Nah, s'gonna run you at least eight grand, that. More, with overtime."
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20 seconds before Johnny's first trip to the emergency room.
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Oh my God, what the hell is that monstrosity? It's horrifying! But enough about dad's mustache, look at this little fella in the mask!
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Even this kid got picked for teams before we did.
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Thanks to Team Jimmy Joe, Pleated Jeans, Opposing Views and Dose for some of the images above.
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