Letters to Santa serve as a great way for parents to figure out what their kids want for Christmas and they’re also a hilarious insight into the minds of greedy children. We may never know why these kids wanted crab cakes, AK-47s and $75 in quarters, but at least these letters will always serve as incontrovertible proof that kids are super weird. Enjoy these 31 photos of the most mind-scratching Christmas list requests ever made:

Thanks to Buzzfeed, Daily Mail, Deadspin and Rounds.Com for some of the images used in this gallery.

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