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Don't worry, she's just doing chair calisthenics while she waits.
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The new Toyota Camry, 1 dog power.
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Your tax dollars at sleep.
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Hahahah what a lazy shit, also BRB just going to buy a glass table real quick.
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It's really amazing these people aren't just doing the "toilet paper roll as toilet paper" thing at this point.
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The first day you have your drivers license.
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Jim told everyone he had a new riding mower and he'll be DAMNED if he doesn't.
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College freshman level: 1000.
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He plans on using the same tactic when she learns to drive.
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Nature always wins.
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This has actually been up for four years worth of daylight savings times. They go to school in the middle of the night now.
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I mean, it's technically doing its job, so...
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Tomorrow's headline: Crop circles mysteriously appear on suburban family's lawn.
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If this isn't the premise for a Disney film within the year, then I can't really do anything about it, but I hope it is.
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"What, Jen, you asked for a fucking vanilla bundt cake, you got a fucking vanilla bundt cake. Nothing is EVER good enough for you, is it, Jen? Happy fucking birthday."
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THIS is what bananas were made for. This and the other thing.
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He tried to raise his kids using the same tactic.
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This is the nail polish equivalent of only shaving the exposed part of your legs.
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If you think this is a bad idea, you 100% do not have pets or children.
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And I can't even get my desk chair to roll to the water cooler without veering off course.
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Psh, weirdo, hoods are supposed to be used for holding SOUP. Narc.
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I'd laugh, but this pretty accurately sums up my relationship with strenuous activity.
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The sad thing is, this is the one RA who isn't totally phoning it in.
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This is why we invented the internet.
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A watched pot never boils -hey-pot? Are you still there? My connection is super shitty, you're cutting in and out. Lemme just move somewhere - is that better? No? U boiling yet?
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This is basically what my AP Spanish test looked like.
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I'm actually amazed that street isn't just called "Meh fuck it" Lane.
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If this isn't why you got a dog, you're doing it wrong.
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Everything's higher in Canada, amirite? RIP Rob Ford.
31 of 45
If this happens, it's time to seriously reevaluate your dishwashing technique.
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"Fuck the trampoline, we wanna stay inside and pretend we're dead."
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Hey, at least he made it outside. In my fitness book, that's a win.
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The straw chain just decants the Bud Lite in an incredibly exquisite way.
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"Millennials" by Anonymous.
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307 pages of book, or 2 pages of Sparknotes. Your move.
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This is the only reason to tolerate 9 pounds of pure evil on a daily basis.
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I'm not not going to do this tonight.
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He's not lazy, it's just Arm Day.
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The United States Fuckit Service
41 of 45
This kid is going places...right up his ladder of H's.
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America needs to have less things.
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"Putting bread in a pan is a little above my paygrade. Putting bread in a microwave on the other hand..."
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God, everyone's so fuckin' PC these days.
