Christmas is the season for shopping, family and unprecedented stress (are those the same things?). Many of us barely survive holiday parties by nearly drowning ourselves in eggnog or whatever seasonal drink is available. And, for when the eggnog bowl is running dry, here are thirty-six Christmas jokes that are hilariously intoxicating:

Thanks to Tumblr and Twitter for making Christmas as funny as it can be. And next, check out our posts on Thanksgiving fails and ridiculous Christmas photos!

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