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People always tell me I'm El Hopaness Romtic...just my cross to bear, I guess.
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I mean you don't have to look so damn happy about it.
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At least they overlap a little, right?
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TELL ME WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO IMAGINE.
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You know, like, "T-Kick?" It's a thing.
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For some reason they're no longer insured.
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If they stop teaching horse boning in our schools, I swear to God I will homeschool my children.
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How many people said "Yes" to this idea, and how many of them 100% knew what they were doing?
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Guess I'll be on my four hour lunch break while this thing charges...
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And the award for most creative acronym goes to:
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3) :-D They Died!
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In 15 years when Mrs. DiCinto's entire kindergarten class is in therapy, we'll know why.
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Maybe this is just the beginning stages of a crossword puzzle?
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The girl at the party you should have never started a conversation with.
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When you need a parenthetical to explain your title, you have a bad title.
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Sounds like my kind of boat!
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Someone please explain why this is not 50 dogs feasting on the corpse of this former pet groomer.
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Do you WANT customers?
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I mean, I guess this type of honesty is refreshing?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??!?
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Just...just wear the fuckin boots.
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My biggest problem is that this wasn't saved as a .png.
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100% gonna blame my terrible SAT scores on this.
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WTF do you do to your dog?
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"Shut up Timmy, you love bath time. You know, we play with bubbles and lose your immortal soul and stuff!"
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I'm good, thanks.
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And that's how I accidentally became a registered sex offender!
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100% completely confusing.
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I arse and shine every day of my motherfucking life.
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I REALLY need to stop whow and earering.
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I know what I'll be having nightmares about for the next month, thanks!
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You're doing hemispheres wrong.
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I didn't ask for these Rape Nuts.
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....fine, God. I'll go somewhere else.
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"We want it OVER THE DOOR, not the other place that makes total sense."
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So glad access to gender reassignment technology is becoming easier and easier!
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Do you get to box the KKK, or are they boxing each other? Because if it's the former, this could actually be a fantastic idea.
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I try to leave my turd water at the community swimming pool.
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Let's just agree to disagree.
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Can't beat those prices though!
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"Who the fuck is at the door? It's so difficult to see through this peep hole!"
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Remodeling an office cubicle into a prison cell, 101.
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I think you need new friends...
