Trump Stairs Wheelchair

After pushing a nine-year-old disadvantaged paraplegic from the Bronx down a flight of stairs, Donald Trump achieved total divine enlightenment. The brief moment, which spanned the totality of existence in his consciousness, was triggered by the face of complete agony on the child coupled with his desperate shrieks for his mother. Soon after experiencing omniscient clarity while casting off the taint of the physical world, Trump was then seen visibly rubbing his genitalia while yelling at the Filipino-American child to “go back to Mexico.”

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