For the past six years, we’ve watched Canadian wunderkind Justin Bieber grow from fresh-faced pop star to large-penised guy on a balcony. You’re probably asking yourself, “Self, along Justin’s path to superstardom, has he said any seriously stupid things?” Oh, you’d better Belieb it, friend. With his new album out today (so much for Friday 13th being a myth), we present the dumbest things to come out of JB’s mouth:

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