Sand. Water. Crustaceans. Untamed human flesh. The beach has it all, but sometimes, that all can include a swimsuit that doesn’t fit right or a bikini that doesn’t quite cover all the necessary body parts. Today, we look at twenty-three bikini fails that make us glad we spend all summer indoors:
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The Perfect Bikini For A Spiderman Tan
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What Kind Of Beach Is That Exactly?!
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Funny Bikini Fails: But.. How.... Why
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It's 2016 Lady, That Needs To Be Kale Or At Least Baby Spinach
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Mmm, Delicious BIkini
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Third Eye Blind CDs Finally Put To Good Use
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Why Is There A Face On These Women's Bodies
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We Have All Underestimated The Profound Impact Of Borat
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That Is Going To Hurt To Take Off
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The 80's Were Not A Good Look For Anyone
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A Chainmail Bikini Perfect For Your Next Renaissance Fair
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That Thing is Really Wedged In There
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Lettuce Bikini Strikes Again
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Remember Kids, You're Never Too Old To Show Off Your Buns
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The Banana Hammock For Women
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The Future Is Now, And It Ain't Pretty
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Living Creatures Love Being Put Into Clothes
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