If the English language was meant to evolve, then Urban Dictionary is the Charles Darwin of society. However, beyond the entries of obscure slang and not-so-wholesome acts of love-making, some surprisingly clever concepts materialize; as evidenced by these forty-five Urban Dictionary definitions that don’t involve a donkey and a vat of petroleum jelly:

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