Look, Todd, I’m sick of you calling He-Man gay, not that there  would be anything wrong if he was, he just happens to be straight. When Prince Adam wasn’t crushing Skeletor’s minions he was crushing pussy like it was going out of style. He-Man has more heterosexuality in one fur-lined  boot than you have in your whole stupid body; in fact, all of the Masters Of The Universe were just oozing testosterone and machismo and I can prove it.

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