Peanut butter and jelly, but it’s an ice cream sandwich.
Here’s what you do. You toast the bread. Then, while it’s still hot, you add a the ice cream. Oh fuck, what if you drizzled chocolate syrup all over it? I swear to god, I should have majored in inventing or some shit.
An alarm clock that just says “WHY.”
And then when you hit “Snooze” it just says “Of course.” Hahahahaha I can’t remember the last time I had a good reason to wake up. No, but really, what day even is it? Oh yeah! 4/20! Who wants to blaze it?!
A city made of all moving sidewalks.
Just because we’re not at the airport doesn’t mean we should have to walk.