With the Republicans now controlling both houses of Congress, President Obama has been dismissed as a leader in name only, having no power to enact his agenda or influence debate. But despite his opposition, there’s still plenty that Obama can accomplish. Here are some tips for America’s most differently-abled duck:
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Funnel those policy ideas through your suddenly more powerful Vice President
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Pay the homeless to attend your otherwise empty press conferences
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Defiantly veto your monthly Netflix bill
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Hire a ghostwriter to start that autobiography you've always been meaning to have someone else write
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Dickishly refuse to pardon the Thanksgiving turkey
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Unilaterally become a better golfer
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Reclaim relevance with a stint on "Dancing With The Stars"
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Resolve to become the most powerful napper in the world
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Bomb the shit out of another country
