You know that one friend who offers you the worst advice on the planet? The Malicious Advice Mallard is that friend on steroids, dispensing the perfect advice, as long as you’re not interested in having family, friends, money, or any dignity for the foreseeable future. And so we present the best of the Malicious Advice Mallard Meme:

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Malicious Advice On Getting Your Name Tattooed

Snap Your Fingers For Restaurant Service

Save Relationship With A Baby

Resisting Arrest Advice

Malicious Advice Mallard Meme Quick Exit In A Crowd

Malicious Advice No Offense

Bad Advice About Nature Valley Bars

Bad Advice Meme Work Breaks

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