April Fools’ is the world’s greatest “get out of jail free” card for all those passive aggressive, sometimes cruel pranks you’ve been dying to play on your friends and coworkers during the entire year. Here are thirty-nine glorious ways you can prank your friends and make this the best, or most infuriating, April Fools’ day ever:
The Alluring Scent Of Old, Dried Shrimp
A Very Fizzy Drink Prank
Cream Cheese Deodorant Prank
How To Make Your Friends Cry
Wake Up And Get To Work!
The Epic Daily DiCaprio Prank
Take a picture. Print it. Laminate it. Place it in a large jar. Put the jar in the fridge!
April Fool's Prank Your Friends: Cotton Balls Everywhere
Watch as your coworkers yell at the machine to no avail
Hot Sauce Prank
Do all four and your friend will be paranoid about everything that comes in a bottle forever
Fountain & Dish Soap Prank
When Twitter Pranks Backfire
But now that he gave himself away, this one isn't as likely to fool anyone
Haunted Hotel Prank
No Sandwich Is Safe
They'll probably only notice after they've eaten it
Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Pending
A Horror Movie Style Shower
Qwerdy. A Classic.
Everyone knows at least one person who obsessively keeps their car spotless. This prank is perfect for that person.
Is It An iPhone Or Lunch?
Pranked With Salmonella
The 'None Of These Doors Work' Office Prank
Some people pay to have this done to their cars
Prank Your Friends On April Fool's: Subtle But Infuriating
No Mug Is Safe
Prank Your Friends With Fake Poop
Change the shortcuts in your friend's phone
Prank Your Friends On April Fool's: A Salty Drink
You can probably do better by using a colored piece of paper
The Ol' "Tin Foil On Literally Everything You Own" Prank
How To Prank Your Kids
Mmmm, delicious caramel onions.
We would also like to bring your attention to what might be the greatest -- and meanest -- prank ever to be done to a mother: