For the last year, our friend Drew has been using her Instagram account to catalog OKCupid messages she’s received from men. Ranging from harmlessly bizarre to terrifyingly graphic, the unprovoked advances she’s documented hint to a greater societal plague where a woman can’t exist without a moron making himself known. Today, we look at some shining examples of OkCupid lines from the most curious specimens in the savage world of online dating:

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