9. A great car to pick up chicks in
10. Always working on those glutes.
11. Juggalos: God’s chosen people
12. If they get separated, they can ask “have you seen somebody dressed just like me? You know, stupid?”
13. How do they get through the door?
14. When you gotta run but your pedicure is looking fresh
15. Man’s best friend: turtle
16. Nothing more patriotic than a day at Walmart