Quiz: Which Sin Will Send You To Hell?

You already know you’re going to Hell someday, the question is which sin will be the one that finally sends you careening into the fiery abyss. Will it be the hooker you killed in Atlantic City? The time you kidnapped a bear and let it loose on a bus full of the elderly? What about the time you illegally downloaded Game Of Thrones? Let us figure out which sin is officially sending you to hell:

A Girl Scout comes to your door selling cookies. You tell her:
1. Do these knives look sharp to you?
2. I prefer brownies...
3. I'll take two of everything!
4. Why don't you get a real job instead of going door to door begging for money?!?
Your childhood favorite memory is:
1. Playing with my GO-BOTS and watching James Bond Junior.
2. That time I ate 12 Pixie Stix, drank a pint of chocolate milk, and demolished a bag of Oreos on a dare. I ended up puking on Jenny Slater's couch ... good times!
3. Lurking in the cafeteria at school and beating up the kids who got free lunch.
4. Torturing small animals.
Your favorite video game is:
1. Mortal Kombat.
2. Pac-Man, wakka, wakka, wakka!
3. Call of Duty
4. E.T. for the Atari.
You find a wallet on the ground with $100 in it. You decide to:
1. Look in the wallet for an ID so you can return it to its rightful owner. Then, after sundown sneak back to the person’s house with handcuffs and an X-acto knife.
2. Take the money and finally buy that first edition copy of New Moon signed by Stephanie Meyers on eBay.
3. Take the money and use it to buy Bill O'Reilly's new book.
4. Take the money and treat yourself to some Wendy's. Not the $1 Menu either, you're splurging on a Baconator meal and a large Frosty.
The last song you downloaded off of iTunes was:
1. Cat Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent
2. Eat it by Weird Al
3. Hip to Be Square by Huey Lewis and the News
4. Fancy by Iggy Azalea
You come across a child who has just dropped their ice cream. Before the tears start, you:
1. Give the child your Jar Jar Binks action figure to play with, but ONLY for a few minutes. After that it's going right back into your fanny pack.
2. Get down on the ground and slurp up that frosty treat before the ants get it. Five second rule!
3. Tell the child that Obama made him drop his ice cream.
4. Buy the child a new ice cream cone ... and put razors in it.
An old lady asks you to help her across the street. You respond by:
1. Throwing her in front of an ice cream truck and then when the truck stops, running into the back and stealing all of the bomb pops.
2. Taking her hand and gently guiding her to the opposite curb...then stabbing her 37 times in the throat.
3. Asking her if she wants a welfare check and an EBT card too while she's at it.
4. Telling her you'd love to help but you need to hurry home before the According To Jim marathon starts.
Your mom calls and says she's coming over for a visit. Before she gets there, you have to:
1. Switch the TV to Fox News and polish my American flag commemorative plates.
2. Hide your copy of 50 Shades Of Grey.
3. Get rid of all the pizza boxes, empty ice cream containers, chip bags and soda cans strewn about your apartment.
4. Lock the basement door and stuff a towel under it to muffle the screams.
If you somehow wound up in heaven instead, the first thing you said to God would be:
1. "Got anything to eat?"
2. "Cut your hair you damn liberal hippie!"
3. "So where would one go about finding a chainsaw and a pair of rusty pliers around here ... if one were so inclined."
4. "I thought you'd be taller Xenu."