St. Patrick’s Day is considered one of the year’s most reliably disastrous days for the party crowd. But what about you sober people out there? If you think your ability to have a shitty time is irrevocably tied to your crippling dependency on alcohol, you’ve got it all wrong! You don’t need to hit the bottle to make the same regrettable decisions as your drunk friends on St. Patrick’s Day — you can easily capture that horrible next-day feeling with any of these 10 helpful tips:

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