Ah, luddites. Vegas-style solitaire is the sweet, technological promise of the 21st century and a laminated print-out of the Minesweeper “Help” section is scrupulously taped to their computer desk should they ever seek troubleshooting advice. If you tell them there’s a problem with their mouse, they ask you why you’d dare insinuate that they have pest problems in their home. Just add some feathers, and bask in the technological incompetence of the Tech-Impaired Duck meme: