Dating is hard. Online dating is even harder. Getting ghosted is nothing compared to the landmines of creepy people ready to unleash their inner demons on you in the form of terrible dating app messages. Swiping right isn’t just a simple flick of the thumb, it’s opening a door to the terrible, disgusting world of desperate single people:

Thank you, but also no thanks to Thought Catalog for providing these. Make sure you keep going in the world of dating terror with absurd tinder profiles, and tinder lines guaranteed not to get you laid.

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