Some ideas are so repulsive and stupid that no normal human would ever write them down, let alone immortalize them on the Internet. But lucky for you, the brave contributors of Urban Dictionary are not normal. Trust us when we say you’ll want to put down your lunch when you read these 37 completely disgusting Urban Dictionary definitions:

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