I just wanted to be really above the board on this, so I’m covering all my bases here. I’ve been *strongly* advised against sharing these emails by my lawyer, but try as I may, I cannot see the issue here. Let me know in the comments section if I’m missing something:
I’d never want to inconvenience anyone by missing an important conference call! I pride myself on being a team player.
If I had to pick my greatest weakness, it’s either that I work too hard, care too much, or haven’t yet mastered the hunt-and-peck.
I really don’t know what possibly could have happened between this morning and now to make April file a complaint, especially considering I haven’t even been in the office! If she also wanted a novelty Gone Masturbatin’ sign, all she had to do was ask.
I’ve gotta be honest, people have been really disrespectful of my schedule today. I communicated in a clear and upfront manner what my plans were, and yet here I am, being asked to completely re-work my day around what has suddenly become a multitude of requests to speak with me. When it rains, it pours, I guess!
Screw it. They can work around me for once.