“In middle school, we didn’t get invited to parties so my friends and I would pretend to get drunk and post the pics online.”

“Sophomore year photo, 1999. I’d do me.”

“Why was I not the popular kid in school?”

“A face my own mother couldn’t even love. She refused to put my 11th grade photo up in the house.”

“My mum used to wonder why I got bullied at school as a child”

“Here’s to a time of eyeliner and Evanescence”

“My favourite bands were Backstreet Boys and Marilyn Manson.”

Best Of Blunderyears: “No regrets.”

