Coffee is what separates us from the rest of the animals, as it’s the only thing that can rein in our brutish rage and instinctual impulses that we’ve come to rely heavily on but who are you to judge me GET OFF MY BACK! Sorry, I can be straight-up verbally abusive before I’ve had my coffee. To make up for it, here are forty coffee jokes that showcase just how desperate our relationship with our sweet dark overlord really is:
Thanks to Bored Panda and Buzzfeed for coffee jokes worth waking up for. If you need to come down from that coffee buzz, check out the best drunk texts ever sent, and then vow never to binge on either ever again with some top notch New Year's resolutions.