Love has always been hard, but has it ever been harder than it is right now? The answer is clearly “Yes.” However, another answer is clearly “Oh my God, no! I stick at these habits and she still won’t return my calls, but I guess if I keep at, it she’ll come to her senses and realize that we have always been a great couple—and we always could be—because I’ve worked and I’ve worked and I just know that we’re always meant to be together. Right, you guys?”

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