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Did they have to make this sign so erotic?
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The most anal retentive county in America.
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What happened that made this sign necessary?
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When you just murdered someone and you’re looking for a safe place to bury the body.
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Found on Elm Street.
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This is no doubt near a field of four leaf clovers.
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No need for signs, they’ll get there soon enough.
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We think they’re about 80 exits off from the actual Bong Recreation Area.
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In case you were wondering where the haunted prison was located.
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If you’re high enough in the air to read this one, you deserve everything that’s coming to you.
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This is the area where you’re allowed to worship your dog’s ass.
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Well that’s nice to know.
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The FIRST RULE of the secret nuclear bunker...
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This is the sequel song to "Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy."
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The most useful sign in the universe.
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This area is reserved for all the sad Charlie Brown types of the world.
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These bathroom laws are getting out of control.
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Everything goes to Hell when you allow vegans to make warning signs.
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It’s not too far from Jimmy Bloes Dawgz Blvd.
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If you’re in a motorcycle car jumping area, make sure to give them a high five when they’re hovering above you.
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A vampire’s reverse psychology.
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Frankly, if you can crap out a tree you should be able to do it wherever you want.
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We don’t think that’s how it works.
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The most prudish road in the world.
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Well that’s reassuring.
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We can only imagine how many pissed off people drove 3 and a half miles and found zero ham sandwiches.
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You can get that money when you pry it from our cold dead hands….oh wait.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
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I'm confused about what I should and should not be doing here...
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It’s good to know when you’re in an area filled with mutant monsters.
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You can stare at it as long as you want and it’ll never make sense.
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We never would have guessed.